1. I will exclude the cats from my diet.
2. I will not slobber on my toys I bring to you to play fetch with.
3. I will not covet the cat's food.
4. I will not steel your witting and publish it, but if I do, I'll split the royalties 80-20. 70-30? Ok, 60-40.
5. I will not use my cute look when being scolded or redirected.